THE PRINCE AND THE REGULAR GUY:
A Documentary by Michael Moore
NARRATION
(Over footage of Gore being applauded at a black tie dinner, or going on
stage in front of a cheering convention.)
Al Gore had his way to the top greased from birth. The priviliged son
of a powerful Senator, young Gore was the Prince from Tennessee, and his
arrival at the White House was predicted thirty years before it
happened.
(Over footage of George Bush in blue jeans, a cowboy hat, and boots
cleaning a stall in a barn.)
Dubya never had such perks. He never claimed the grades or the paternal
praise that his brother, Jeb, got, and he never sank his drill into a
gusher.
INTERVIEW: GEORGE W. BUSH
C'mon, Mikey, I don't think I should be envious of Al Gore, anymore
than I should envy my brother, Jeb. If having brains was basketball,
they are nine feet tall and I am five-ten. They got ahead of me fair and
square.
MICHAEL MOORE
And John McCain?
GEORGE W. BUSH
Well, Idid get ahead of him and made it up the straight of way.
NARRATION
(Over footage from the Repub campaign of Two Thousand: Dubya and John
McCain in crowds, streets, corridors and podiums.)
Dubya tried hard and made it to the Republican nomination in the year
that Clinton had to leave the White House, after that powerful President
had anointed Al Gore as his successor.
VOICEOVER: GEORGE W. BUSH
I knew the odds was against me since Clinton dang near crowned Gore as
President while I was busy as Governor of Texas. But I wanted to do
something practical for the kids of America by reforming public
education and I did not think that Prince Al was interested in such down
to Earth changes.
NARRATION
The pundits and politicians all scorned Dubya but the people didn't and
the average guy from Midland, Texas, won the Republican challenge to
Al Gore's coronation.
(Over footage of Bush campaigning, including Bush & Gore cordially
shaking hands in the sombre environment of Ralph Nader's funeral.)
VOICEOVER: GEORGE W. BUSH
There was a nice fella from New York, Ralph Nader, who got run over by a
bus. Damn shame. If he had lived, I would have put him in my Cabinet.
I met Al Gore at the funeral and he was snooty to me then, just as he
was in the debates we had later. I guess that is just natural with him.
On Election Night, my brother Jeb called from Florida and apologized to
me for not delivering that state to me. I said, Don't worry, hoss, we
came damn close to doing the impossible. We nearly beat Gore.
NARRATION
(Over footage of an explosion in mountain terrain. Pictures of Bin Ladin
at a picnic.)
The first to die were a hundred Muslims in Afghanistan on September 11,
two thousand and one. Guided missles sent by Al Gore exploded in a
mountain retreat run by Saudi Arabian contractor Osamma bin Laden. On
conjecture that bin Laden had ordered men to hijack aiplanes and crash
them into the Twin Towers, several Saudi Arabian tourists had been
arrested in the United States that same day.
VOICEOVER: GEORGE W. BUSH
(Over footage of the Arabs surrounded by cops & lawyers --- crowd scenes
--- artist sketches of trials.)
I would like to think that the gummint was honest when it charged all
those guys in the airline hijack plot. Though I don't think they would
have got far on box cutters as weapons,
I just don't know what to think.